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If I Had Legs I'd Kick You

2025 · Drama · Mary Bronstein · 1h 53m

A therapist looks after a daughter who has to be fed through a tube at night, in a motel room, because the ceiling of their flat came down. Her husband is away at sea, her clients are a lot, and she is not sleeping.

  • Strongly intimate
  • Strongly character-driven
  • Strongly heavy
  • Strongly realistic

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